11.06.2009

Burt Ward & The Mothers Of Invention

The Boy Wonder Sessions (1966)
Holy Frank Zappa, Batman!

From The Boat's May '09 Archives
Helmed
by Freak Out producer Tom Wilson, The Boy Wonder Sessions began as a quick-buck 45 recorded by Burt Ward, a.k.a. Robin from the 60s TV show Batman. Originally taped in June 1966, "Boy Wonder I Love You" features Burt reading teenage fan letters
(don't miss the essential punch line) over a Frank Zappa written & arranged recording with some of the Mothers of Invention (listen for the "Duke Of Prunes" chord changes near the end). The B-side is a Nat King Cole hit, "Orange Colored Sky," given a comic, Mothers-style "American Drinks And Goes Home" arrangement, again by Frank. Other tracks were recorded, supposedly for a follow up single that was never released. One of the instrumental tracks, "Variant 1," is extraordinary. Presumably written by Zappa, it would have fit nicely on Lumpy Gravy, even though the orchestration sounds straight out of the British TV show, The Prisoner (not broadcast until a year later). I've left the tunes in the confusing order in which I originally got them years ago, but you can go here to read additional session details. Links in Comments


Boy Wonder I Love You (2:10
) 45 A-side
Orange Colored Sky (2:45) 45 B-side
Variant 1 (2:27)
Teenage Bill Of Rights (2:42)
Tears Come From Loving You (2:27)
Gotta Fall In Love (3:01)
Variant 1 (alternate) (2:34)
Boy Wonder I Love You (alternate) (2:31)
Orange Coloured Sky (alternate) (2:50)
False Starts (2:05)

16 comments:

Johnny Vandal said...

Sick shit (i like it)

redsock said...

This seems different.

Also: Great choice of pic!!!

winkingtiger said...

Willard, your tastes are so unique and outstanding that I am putting forth your name to the U.S. Gov. in order to have you declared a National Resource. Just kidding, but the sentiment is real enough... :)

Festus Von Gunsmoke said...

Can it be a mere "coincidence" that in 1984, both Frank Zappa and Burt Ward directed fantasy pictorials for Hustler magazine? Surely not... nice work as always, Detective Willard.

roy rocket said...

The best bit of kitsch I've come across [!] all weekend.
Thanks, Willard; you are obviously very strange and for that I am eternally grateful.
roy

pjnsudz said...

Dear Mr. Willard,
My brown acid did kick in & now I know why the Boy Wonder is my personal One & Only Flash, Bam, Alakazam, Flash in the Pan! Or did my tears come from loving you? Weird.

Anonymous said...

it is may 4th and not april 1st?! holy hot rats batman!


qef

holycownyc said...

Variant 1 makes total sense to me. Maybe they said to Frank, "Give us 'Oh, Pretty Woman' meets 'The Good, The Bad and the Ugly' on a Batman level. And keep it heavy on the Hefti horns."

Anonymous said...

Fantastic, as usual

-silsurf

annmargretfan said...

I always heard about these but never heard them. Thanks for posting another oddity

Yotte said...

Hey Willard,

Have you seen this?

http://unheard78.blogspot.com/2009/08/fz-answering-machine-messages.html

I thought you'd get a kick out of it.

Willard said...

Thank for the tip.

Timmy said...

Great googa-moogla! Lemme on outta here!

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Paolo Meccano said...

Thanks for sharing.

Anonymous said...

Hey, great stuff! Thanks!
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